Refund & Return Policy
Returns & Refunds Policy
We tried to explain returns using only memes, but our legal department demanded that we act like a real company. So here we are — wearing suits, pretending to be professional.
We understand — sometimes your inner activist adds three items to the cart at 2AM, and the next morning you think, “Should I really wear this to Grandma’s house?” It happens.
But much like an election, all sales are final.
✔ Reasons We’ll Accept a Return
- Mistakes on our end (damage, misprint, wrong size)
- Anything that visually resembles political chaos
- If it looks like it was printed during a government shutdown
❌ Reasons We Won’t Accept a Return
- Buyer’s remorse
- Sudden political conversions
- Realizing your uncle is a Trump supporter and now you can't wear the shirt to Thanksgiving
📩 If Something Is Genuinely Wrong
Email us at admin@donsdownfall.com
and we’ll check it out faster than a trending hashtag.